I'm always keeping up with the latest trends and making sure I'm up to date. People who know me are always impressed by my fashion conscious nature! Right now I'm joining the coolest in the latest craze - busted fingers!

It seems everyone is injured, with wanabe cool people a little injured like with mild tendonitis or perhaps a bad back. The dudes have stuff like rotator cuff or finger ligament ruptures.

Maybe it's been a soggy summer of slipping off crimps or pulling too hard on routes but the in thing is being broken. I'm looking fantastic with my knackered finger ligament and have even gained some extra weight and lost all my fitness to go with it. But seriously though, I guess I should be happy there are another 7 fingers that do work! Beastmaker board here I come!